Meshe

So this old black guy comes into the store with his bike (which you're not allowed to do) and he comes up to the register with his money in his mouth.. So I said "how can I help you?" and all he would say is "me-she", he just kept repeating it. I don't know what the fuck that means 0_o
So I said "okay I don't know what you want sir" All he would say back was "yeah", "no", "thank you" and "me-she". He also kept pointing to his crotch, so as he's saying "me-she" or "me-see" I start thinking "oh god is he about to take his pants off?" Thank god he didn't.

I was completely lost so I called my supervisor.

Bald guy

A bald guy came in looking for hair care products. Dude you're bald, if you can't use this stuff for your head I can only imagine where you can possibly use it...

"Hurteded" Feelings

I was outside on my cigarette break chatting with one of my supervisors when this lady comes up to us, points at me and says "I could have got you in trouble" I don't recognize her and have no idea what she's talking about. My supervisor and I just looked at each other confused. The lady continued, "I was in here a few months ago and the phone was ringing and you answered it instead of checking me out first. It 'hurteded' my feelings. I wanted to call the store owner but I didn't" she kept repeating herself saying I had really 'hurteded' her feelings"

Ok...

#1
when the phone is ringing and I'm the only one ringing people out its hard to do two things at once. I'm only one person, I can't help everyone at the same time.

#2
I don't know who's calling, it could have been my boss or a customer. If its a customer and I don't answer they could get pissed off and complain. So either way it seems someone is going to get pissed off because I didn't help them fast enough.

#3
I told her I didn't remember the incident (unless you're doing flaming cartwheels I'm not going to remember one customer I checked out months ago) so I asked if I said something like "I'm sorry for the wait thank you for your patience" she said that I did. Ok so I did apologize, what else do you want from me?

I apologized to the lady again, she hugged me asked if I had an extra cigarette and left. She goes from being mad at me to hugging me. My supervisor and I
were left standing there just wondering wtf had just happened.

iPhone email coupons

Every once in a while at my store when the receipt prints a coupon will print where you write your email address on it, hand it back to the cashier and a $4 off coupon is emailed to you to be printed out. After one specific customer I always make sure to say that the coupon has to be printed out.

I have an iPhone 3G, I love it. I'm writing this post on it now. I usually write them on here, edit them on my computer when I get home from work and then post them for your lolz.

I had a woman come in with her 10 year old and she had received in her email one of our $4 off coupons ad wanted to use it. Only problem was she was pulling it up on her iPhone. When I told her I couldn't accept it and it needed to be printed out she got very angry with me, saying how this was "fucking bull shit" in front of her kid. That's good parenting lady.
The only way I could have taken that coupon was for us to keep her iPhone as well.
So I guess if you really want your $4 off ma'am I can keep your iPhone in this blue envelope we keep coupons in.
Otherwise tough shit and come back when you've printed it out like it says if you actually read more then the $4 off part of the coupon.


God I wish I could say this stuff to people's faces.

Parking lot volleyball

I went on my cigarette break around 3am to find 4 kids in my parking lot. I guess they weren't really kids, they were in there 20s. It was 3 guys and a girl sitting by their car with some Captain Morgan. I had checked them out several hours before hand when they had bought a ball and some candy. Here they are now hours later playing volleyball in my empty parking lot. I walked up to them and they were very friendly and offered me a shot which I politely declined. Too bad I was on the clock, otherwise I would have loved a shot or 2.

These guys weren't bothering anyone or causing any damage so I didn't really care that they were hanging out in the back of the parking lot.
Still that was a first, I've never seen people playing drunken volley ball in a parking lot at 3AM.