Excuse me officer can you help me...? I need a pack of Newports

I don't know what this lady was on... But I want it lol. She comes in and buys some candy with food stamps, and then she wanted to buy a pack of Newport's. Those are our most popular cigarettes so it's one of the few items I actually know the price of off hand. They're $8.28 with tax but the lady only had $5 so then she wanted to return the candy to afford them. When I told her that wouldn't work she asked why... I don't know ma'am because you can't buy cigarettes with food stamps? So she hangs around for a bit, talking to me (I have no idea what she's talking about, I'm just agreeing with everything she says) and asking people if they can spare $3.
What was hilarious though was when a cop came through my line. She says "excuse me officer can you help me?" I thought maybe she was going to ask for a ride home since she was fucked up and mentioned she lived a bit of a (walking) distance away. Instead she says "can you help me officer...? I need $3 for a pack of smokes" lmao! It was so hard for me, and I think the cop too to not laugh at her. I'm also shocked the cop didn't do a sobriety test.

It was getting to the point where I was considering calling the manager to kick her out when she finally left. That lady was enough crazy for one night...

Parking lot volleyball

I went on my cigarette break around 3am to find 4 kids in my parking lot. I guess they weren't really kids, they were in there 20s. It was 3 guys and a girl sitting by their car with some Captain Morgan. I had checked them out several hours before hand when they had bought a ball and some candy. Here they are now hours later playing volleyball in my empty parking lot. I walked up to them and they were very friendly and offered me a shot which I politely declined. Too bad I was on the clock, otherwise I would have loved a shot or 2.

These guys weren't bothering anyone or causing any damage so I didn't really care that they were hanging out in the back of the parking lot.
Still that was a first, I've never seen people playing drunken volley ball in a parking lot at 3AM.