Asshole

This guy that comes in regularly got mad at me.
Without my glasses I have horrible eyesight. Before I even continue, I can see things if they're in front of me, it's distance I have trouble with. just to give an example of how bad my eyesight is, there was one time I was loitering outside a Cumberland Farms with my sister when this lady pulled up. She was going inside and I saw what I honestly thought was a puppy in the front seat. As she was walking by I said "oh your puppy is cute" she said "thats not a puppy thats my son" X_x oops. My sister shook her head and walked away...

So this guy comes in and I only saw him from behind. Whenever a customer walks in I go up to them and ask if they need help finding anything. I went up to this guy and asked if he needed help with anything and I recognized him once I got closer. I was just trying to be polite and he answers me with this pissy "no"
As I'm checking him out he says with the same pissy attitude "I'm in here almost every night, why would you ask me if I needed help?"

Well pardon fuckin me for doing my job. I apologized to him and said I didn't recognize him without my glasses on. All he said was "oh". I just apologize for trying to being polite, dude you can't apologize for being a douche?

There seems to be a lot more assholes in my job lately. What is this "everyone be a prick to your cashier week"?

Excuse me officer can you help me...? I need a pack of Newports

I don't know what this lady was on... But I want it lol. She comes in and buys some candy with food stamps, and then she wanted to buy a pack of Newport's. Those are our most popular cigarettes so it's one of the few items I actually know the price of off hand. They're $8.28 with tax but the lady only had $5 so then she wanted to return the candy to afford them. When I told her that wouldn't work she asked why... I don't know ma'am because you can't buy cigarettes with food stamps? So she hangs around for a bit, talking to me (I have no idea what she's talking about, I'm just agreeing with everything she says) and asking people if they can spare $3.
What was hilarious though was when a cop came through my line. She says "excuse me officer can you help me?" I thought maybe she was going to ask for a ride home since she was fucked up and mentioned she lived a bit of a (walking) distance away. Instead she says "can you help me officer...? I need $3 for a pack of smokes" lmao! It was so hard for me, and I think the cop too to not laugh at her. I'm also shocked the cop didn't do a sobriety test.

It was getting to the point where I was considering calling the manager to kick her out when she finally left. That lady was enough crazy for one night...

Next register please

So this just baffles me. In my store there are 4 registers. At night we only use 1. I'll be standing at one and the other 3 out of the 4 have this sign. Why is it everyone chooses the register that says "next register please"?Then they wonder why I wont come help them.

Read the sign dumbass.